i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just invented taco cereal.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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