i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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