Dude my mom stole all your condoms
id be glad to
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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