no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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