thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize