i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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