I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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