please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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