I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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