I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
so much tequila, so little girl.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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