my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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