Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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