Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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