I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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