AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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