ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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