went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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it's like heaven, but drunker
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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