batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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