You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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You're like the curious george of whores
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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