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(970): View more from Colorado

You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.

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(970): You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip. http://tfl.nu/rzap

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smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands

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(773): smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands http://tfl.nu/8z3t

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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"

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(414): I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?" http://tfl.nu/89sw

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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(219): Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night. http://tfl.nu/jfm9

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(503): View more from Oregon

we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.

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(503): we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass. http://tfl.nu/xi9h

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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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(302): I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night http://tfl.nu/y9ju

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(717): i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does. http://tfl.nu/p0z8

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.

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He just wants an even tan

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(860): I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked. (1-860): He just wants an even tan http://tfl.nu/akk9

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(256): View more from Alabama

this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.

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(256): this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man. http://tfl.nu/hhwz

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"

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(910): You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?" http://tfl.nu/kb6v

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(949): View more from California

We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.

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(949): We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom. http://tfl.nu/b4pt

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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom

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(816): apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom http://tfl.nu/n80z

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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?

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(303): I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream? http://tfl.nu/tu1k

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(914): View more from New York

All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

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(914): All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore. http://tfl.nu/ai56

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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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(978): Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own? http://tfl.nu/mi3t

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