At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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