She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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