Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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