I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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