Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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