Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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