I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
handjob tips. give me some.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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