The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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