Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You can make out without kissing
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