i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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