I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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