In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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