Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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