I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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