It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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