But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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