honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you had me at cake vodka
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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