Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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