He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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