I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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