If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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