After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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