I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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