break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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