We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize