i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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