I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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