bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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