yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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