Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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